This was the funniest (and most clever) Grindr profile I’ve seen in at least a week:
God knows I can relate to the frustrations of a sausage shortage! I hope somebody was able to help him with that problem. I would have messaged him, but guys his age don’t typically have an appetite for aged sausage :-O
Very clever idea for a profile pic….who hasn’t fantasized about doing the Pizza Delivery guy?